Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Eternity : Corporate Slavery

As I am punching this post into blogspot, I could sense the 'hidden eyes' at the back of my head trying its best to scan THAT cubicle at the corner. No one! Perfect.

" Office Internet should not be used for non-work related purposes" he said.

There was also THAT memo. Hah! Screw it. Its past office hours. 7.11pm.

There is still that faint smell of warm ink from the printer while HER voice was still on. Explaining some stuff to a certain idiot. Ah well, so glad that is not in my job description although being idiotic ain't the worst things around nowadays.

I wanna go home, or do I?

Could feel that THIS is home. Home to that never ending story of eternal corporate slavery.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Brogger at Hearts

I killed my old blog, together with 4 years worth of memory..... memories with him and so many other people. I had to. The blog died with one part of me that was so severely hurt, I felt it was better I just pull the plug.

And here we are, with a new baby bloggy. Hope I won't need to let this one go too. I many not be a world famous write, but I'm a blogger at heart and blogger I should remain.

Pain

Ever felt so much pain in your heart that you just break down and cry non-stop?

The real PAIN is when its so intense, you cannot squeeze a tear out.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Thrown South

Popped my passpot's cherry
Crossed the straits in 5 mins
Shop walking marathon
market surveying
customer chatting and
food sampling

I DO like Johor.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Socially Adequate U Say?

Was sent to IMAGE training by the company...no la!!! I swear I DID NOT sia-sueh myself to the point they beh tahan and send me!!!!! It was one of those perks you get being an employee.

So there was those tips on choosing clothes for men, how to dress to 'kill' ....your career. Table settings and how to use your utensils on the proper western dining settings. Eh very informative leh, all 20 over years I just bantai and act like I know.....observe babeh observe.

And the very end.....it was make up class!!!! All hail to the miracle for women. Seriously, I don't belief in so called 'natural beauty' bla bla bla, yes you can be beautiful without make up, but by all means, doncha think you look a bit washed out without at least some colour on the lips?

Anyway, my lesson of the day is : bloody hell I need to go find THAT mascara that made my almost non-existence lashes stand out!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Will - Part 2

This part is only if I ever got married.

Dear Hubby,

I know I'm no longer with you, if something happened to me while we are still pre-menopousal, you can consider getting married again, BUT, please adhere by the following:

1. She dies NOT get to touch ANY of my teddy bears, bury them with me if u must.
2. She shalt not sleep on my pillow, bury it with me too...oh and my blanky
3. My money is MY MONEY! If in doubt, return the kah-ching to the my family clan, Hey you decided to get married again, my money is not to sponsor another woman.

other than that, I'm good. K? and oh!! If got kiddos, make sure they know who REAL mommy is k? muah!!

oh ya oh ya...burn more shoes, and NOT the traditional ones!! I want heels heels heels, and some wedges, Nike Air is good to go too, but they don't go with all the dresses u know.

Cosmetics!!!!!! NEVER FORGET!!!!!!

Books! The essential. Female mags too.....

Am I asking for too much dear?

haha, think you should have gotten used to it from the moment u decided to marry me, right?


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* think no bloke is gonna get conned into marrying me after they see this piece haha*

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Full Time vs Part Time

If taking the value of RM paid for each job task into consideration, the part time thingy pays better!!!!!!

then again, the full time also covers medical benefit.....

give and take la....give and take.